(*) By tendering the sum of one United States dollar (USD $1.00) to the entity operating under the domain MONDOBUNCO.COM (hereinafter the "Bunco Racket Operator"), the Remitter hereby acknowledges, warrants, and irrevocably covenants that said remittance constitutes an irrevocable, non-refundable, gratuitous conveyance without consideration, quid pro quo, or any implied or express undertaking by the Bunco Racket Operator—also known as the flimflam artist, diddle master, bamboozle baron, grift guru, chicanery czar, humbug hustler, gyp impresario, shell-game sovereign, sting specialist, shenanigans shyster, rook ringleader, bilk boss, pigeon-drop peddler, frammis fiend, pettifogger, thimble-rigger, banco-steerer, four-flusher, clip-game artist, green-goods man, yeggman, mountebank, or any derivative thereof—to furnish goods, services, information, intellectual property, amusement, digital assets, ersatz, meta- or muti-ersatz, quasi- or semi- or demi-ersatz, or any variation regardless, whether tangible, intangible, fungible, non-fungible, tokenized, hypothesized, and/or otherwise denominated, or not, whatever the case may be.

The Bunco Racket Operator expressly disclaims any duty of performance, restitution, indemnity, or equitable relief under doctrines of unjust enrichment, promissory estoppel, quantum meruit, or any analogous common-law or statutory construct, including but not limited to 15 U.S.C. § 45 (FTC Act), 18 U.S.C. § 1341 (mail fraud), and 18 U.S.C. § 1343 (wire fraud), or state and local consumer-protection statutes. Any expectation of reciprocity, value accrual, or existential validation is hereby deemed illusory, void ab initio, and non-justiciable; the Remitter waives all claims, counterclaims, set-offs, or third-party beneficiary rights arising therefrom, forever releasing the Bunco Racket Operator, its successors, assigns, affiliates, shell companies, and anonymous board members, both real or imagined, from liability in perpetuity, notwithstanding any future jurisdictional shifts, blockchain migrations, or apocalypses, & so forth, etcetera.

Finis imprimatur—caveat emptor. It's our money now, you can't have it back; no-way, no-how, not ever. You get nothing. Good day, Sir; and how dare you. I said good day!